Monday, October 6, 2014

Vote Dem So I Can Screw A Lot

Actress Lena Dunham, of “Girls,” says she doesn‘t get as much sex when people vote Republican. Awwwww! Poor baby! I don’t get much any more, no matter who people vote for. So I really feel for her. Apparently she hates Republicans for that reason, and has “targeted” four Republicans (including Cory Gardner D-CO) because of that. But I don’t think they need to worry overmuch about it. What this little-known actress wants doesn’t mean much in the long run. This is the first I’ve heard of her, and may be the last.

MORE BACON: I’ve noticed a definite upswing in the addition of bacon to the menus of many fast-food restaurants. That oughta piss off the Muslims. Maybe that’s the whole idea: a “backlash” against Muslims for their meddling in our business. It’s one way to get back at them without being falsely accused of “religious intolerance” by the most religiously intolerant bunch in the world. I’ve never worried overmuch over their whines about religious intolerance—or anything else, for that matter.

FEDS GO SPEND CRAZY AT YEAR’S END: Because they are not allowed to carry over budgeted money from one fiscal year to the next, they REALLY go “spend crazy” toward the end of the fiscal year so their budget doesn’t get reduced next year. That’s how we get $500 toilet seat lids. But I don’t really know how you tell the difference between “:year-end spend crazy” and “business as usual” all year long. I guess it’s just the total irresponsibleness of the spending that counts.

FEELING SORRY FOR TERRORISTS: I don’t see how anybody, even liberals, can feel sorry for how Islamic terrorists are treated (But then, liberals take their stupid pills regularly). I think they should be treated exactly the same way they treat all the innocent people they take prisoner. That means they should be raped, beaten, and, yes, beheaded! We treat them way too good, and they look at that as a weakness. Witness their words to cops when they catch them in a criminal act: “I have suffered torture. Why should I worry about your pitiful efforts?”

WILL HILLARY BE HE BEST PRESIDENT EVER? That’s a question being asked in a News Max financial ad, but I have to ask: “What kind of FOOL would even CONSIDER such a thing? If Hillary gets elected, it will be the “third term of Obama. And if that happens, she will be the one who presides over finally the COLLAPSE of America as an independent nation and its entry into the socialist (collectivist) world. We will become the second communist (collectivist) showcase country (after Russia). And that will be a disaster for America.

OBAMA TOILET PAPER: The Patriot Depot is selling toilet paper with Obama’s picture in every piece. As much as I’d love to wipe my rear end with Obama’s puss, I can’t afford $11.00 for two rolls. I guess I’ll just have to keep on pretending his face is on my toilet paper so I can do to him what I’d really like to do. But I guess I’ll just have to be satisfied with never again allowing a fool and a con man like him into the presidency.

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