"Cutting Cow Farts"

This government is making a big thing out of “cutting methane emissions.” Translation, "tax cow farts." They now have a tax on farmers that constitutes a fee for each cow they own, using cow farts as an excuse, estimating the number of times that cow farts and “emits methane gas.” We once talked about this as a joke. But, like with many of our jokes, liberals have made it REAL. It's a really damned fool way to increase taxation, but “fool's money” spends as well as any other kind. And much of what they lay on us is “fool's taxes.” Of course, this does nothing to “cut cow farts.” It just lets them PROFIT on each one.

HILLARY INSULTS OUR INTELLIGENCE: She says, “Nothing I did was illegal.” I can't believe she's so STUPID as to BELIEVE that! Now her “sycophants” are saying, “If she broke the law, those laws are stupid. Both she AND these people are too dumb to know how stupid they sound. This may finally destroy any possibility of her EVER becoming president, as it should. Anybody with no more intelligence than she has should ever be president. It completely amazes me to think she thinks we will believe that in 4 years as Secretary of State, she didn't send, or receive ONE “classified e-mail” on her personal service. And she didn't HAVE another--at least, she SAYS she didn't.

NOT A CRIME? Everett Mitchell, of The University of Wisconsin thinks stealing from stores like Wal-Mart should not be prosecuted because they have insurance. I got a clue for this FOOL. Stealing is still stealing, even if they do have insurance. If nobody stole from them they could KEEP the money they spend on insurance, and the insurance company wouldn't have to pay them for it, so the thieves have a share of stealing that money, too. And this guy is a lawyer! He needs to be disbarred for giving phony legal advice. And he can't even speak in proper English. “....them places!" Really! Damn, there are some really STUPID people in “high places!”

HILLARY'S SECOND SERVER? Now they're saying HIllary may have had a second server, which she used for her classified messages. She SAYS she didn't. But I've always thought she may have had one, so she could “turn over her server” without giving them anything. There is nobody more devious than this bi....er, witch, so I'm not a bit surprised. They'd better quit giving her the “kid glove” treatment and really go after her.

DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES: An illegal alien shot a cop who pulled him over on a traffic charge. When the cops found him later hiding in the woods, he fired on them, and they put 68 bullets in him. When a liberal reporter asked why they shot “this poor 'undocumented immigrant' 68 times,” the sheriff told him because that's all the bullets they had. The coroner said he “died of natural causes.” When asked to clarify how that is, he replied, “With 68 bullets in you, it's natural that you die.” That's my kind of sheriff, and my kind of coroner.

LEFT-WING DINGBATS: This is a little long, but I couldn't resist it: After Diane Feinstein said that returning veterans are ALL “insane,” the LA Times wrote this: "Frankly, I don't know what it is about California , but we seem to have a strange urge to elect really obnoxious women to high office. I'm not bragging, you understand, but no other state, including Maine, even comes close. When it comes to sending left-wing dingbats to Washington, we're number one. There's no getting around the fact that the last time anyone saw the likes of Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Maxine Waters, And Nancy Pelosi , they were stirring a cauldron when the curtain went up on ' Macbeth '. The four of them are like jackasses who happen to possess the gift of blab. You don't know if you should condemn them for their stupidity or simply marvel at their ability to form words." -Columnist Burt Prelutsky,

HILLARY BUSTS A MOVE”: Oh, WOW! Hillary acting like a human being, and the media goes nuts! She's on the dance floor with hubby Bill going back and forth from one foot to the other with no sign of any kind of dancing talent. It's like watching a loop do the same thing, over and over. She's wearing what appears to be a tent, over her pants. Does this woman OWN a skirt? She looks like fat Mao with long hair. The media CALLS what she's doing, “bustin' a move.” I call it, “no talent jumping back and forth.” Very repetitious. I notice Bill is “dancing” closer to the other woman. Surprise!

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