Obama's 50% Approval Rating

Obama’s approval rating approaches 50%. Does anybody wonder why? Maybe the fact that his approval numbers are almost identical to the percentage of people who receive a government check every month might have something to do with it.

LOTS OF LOST JOBS: “News Busted” anchor Jodi Miller said that Treasury Secretary Tim Geitner has announced he is resigning at the end of the year. She and I both have a feeling other job holders such as Barack Obama and Joe Biteme won’t be back, either, along with a lot of other liberal Democrats.

TAX CHEATS: Speaking of tax cheats, government employees are the worst of the bunch, maybe because they figure the current administration won’t come after them because most of them are in the tax hole, too. They owe a total of THREE BILLION DOLLARS. But don’t expect to see this reported in the liberal media.

HER JOB IS DONE: Secretary of state Hillary Clinton has said she, too, will resign soon. Mexico is now run by drug cartels, Egypt is now in the hands of Muslim extremists, and Iran is soon to have a nuclear bomb. I guess her work IS done.

WHY ROSIE IS GAY: Jodi also put my mind at rest about another thing: Why is Rosie O’Donnell gay? Jodi says it’s because no man in his right mind ever wants to see her naked. Women don’t care.

TWIDDLING THE NUMBERS: It’s a known fact that NO President has ever been re-elected with an unemployment number higher than 8%. So who thinks it won’t be below 8% by November however much “numbers twiddling” it takes?
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