In The Hospital

Been there since last Tuesday. The “official diagnosis” was, “idiopathic abdominal discomfort,” which translated means, “He had a stomach ache but we can’t figure out why but we’ll give it an official-sounding name.” It went away on its own after they subjected me to every painful and intrusive test known to man, and a few that haven’t even been invented yet. So I’m okay. The liberals can’t claim I’m out of business as they’re trying to do with Rush.

WHITE GUYS FOR ROMNEY? Obama has started a “Blacks (African Americans, whatever THAT means) for Obama” organization to help him corral the black vote. Isn’t that racist? They’d be the first to say it was if anybody had the temerity to start a “White guys for Romney” group. What’s the difference? THEY”RE black, so they can get away with that kind of crap.

ASKING US TO PAY FOR HER CONDOMS? That’s not what they’re doing, at all. They’re TELLING us we have to pay for Sandra Fluke’s condoms. Frankly, if she can’t keep her legs together a little more often, I think she should pay for her own CONDOMS. I have to pay for mine, as does ANY responsible adult, providing I have any use for them, that is.

WHAT KIND OF FOOL IS THIS? I just got a Tweet from a liberal fool pretending to be a conservative who just couldn’t resist saying, “I’ve dropped better turds than Breitbart Was.” What kind of FOOL says things like this? Needless to say I won’t be following him much longer, if I am, at all. Nor allowing him to follow me.

NO CRITICISM: Liberals are criticizing us for keeping a close eye on Muslims, but there should be NO criticism. All Muslims are not terrorists, but so far, almost ALL terrorists have been Muslims. Therefore, it’s only logical to keep an eye on ALL Muslims to see if they do something to show that they are among the extreme Muslims who want to kill ANYBODY who doesn’t believe exactly the same way they do. It’s only common sense. But then, liberals are not known for having common sense.

ENVIRONMENTALISTS ARE LYING: The number of polar bears in the “cold country” is not dangerously low: their numbers are SKYROCKETING. Further, the ice is NOT melting and taking away their places to rest. They take closely focused photos to support their lies. A polar bear can swim for hundreds of miles and even SLEEP in the water. They are ADAPTED to conditions where they live.

OBAMA INVESTING IN $50 LIGHT BULB: They think the free market doesn’t have the INCENTIVE to come up with a viable “green” light bulb so they’re going to do it themselves. They’re offering “private companies” (?) TEN MILLION DOLLARS to come up with such a bulb. Such a bulb is already in the market and it costs $50.00! And once such a viable bulb is found, they’ll subsidize those who buy them to make it more “economically viable.” What a bunch or FOOLS we’ve got running things in Washington!
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