Saturday, May 25, 2013

He "Dint Know!"

According to Obama, he “dint know” anything about ANY of the scandals now plaguing his administration. Do you believe that crap? I don’t. If his staff knew about them and didn’t inform him, they’re criminally incompetent and need to be fired, forthwith. If he knew and did nothing, HE needs to be fired (impeached).  He brags about “knowing more about things than his staff” but he doesn’t. He’s full of that stinky brown stuff. But then, we knew that, didn’t we?

SARAH ALWAYS SAYS IT RIGHT: You can always depend on Sarah Palin to come up with the right thing to say and the right way to say it. She recently commented on “global warming” while showing picture of record Alaska snow storms, saying, “Global warming, my gluteus maximus!” She never “minces words.” Unlike most politicians, she says what she THINKS. That’s one reason why I like her.

OBAMA WANTS $450 MIL FOR GITMO:
I guess so they can build some more swimming pools, workout centers and saunas so the terrorists can stay healthy and enjoy themselves. Maybe a few new big-screen television sets for each cell. Whatever it takes to make them as comfortable as possible. Yup. Maybe a few toasters with radios inside.

CRIMINALS ARE WINNING: Because we’re broke after spending all our money on “giveaway programs” for deadbeats. The criminals are now armed with AR-15s. In Longmont, Colorado, a cop shot it out with a man ARMED with an AR-15 and all he has was his handgun. The criminal had an AR-15 and the cop STILL put him down with nothing but a handgun. This is NOT an “anti-gun rant.” It’s an “anti-incompetence rant.” Our incompetent politicos spend all our money on giveaway programs and have nothing left to use in fighting crime! Damn!

BEAR KILLED IN COLORADO: The poor guy was just trying to find something to eat. He was found having breakfast on one woman’s lawn after breaking into her house and ”wildlife officials” killed him because “he posed a threat.” What about INDIVIDUALS who kill bears in self-defense and are PUNISHED by the same “wildlife officials?” Incomprehensible bureaucratic stupidity!

HE’LL DIE OF DUMB: A Longmont, Colorado cop pulled a man over because his headlights were not on. He got out and started shooting at the cop with an AR-15. The cop got out and shot him three times with his handgun. Which proves the number of bullets doesn’t matter; it’s where they land. The shooter is in the hospital, having been hit THREE times. The cop was unhit, having been missed by TWELVE bullets. If this guy dies, it will be from STUPID and incompetence.
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