To Tax A Fart

The liberals have come up with something insanely stupid, and they think it is genius. They have embarked on a program to tax cow farts, saying (falsely) that the methane gas thus released is a “danger to the environment.” What they don’t realize (of course) is that all living beings fart, including liberals. But of course, they will make sure they don’t have to pay their “fart tax.” Cows fart. So do horses, and pigs, and all other farm animals. Non-farm animals fart, too. Human beings fart. Birds fart. Even bugs fart. We just can hear them. They’ve all been farting since the beginning of time, and the world is still here.

BETO’S REALLY STUPID: He really thinks he will have dictatorial powers if, and when he is elected president (a forlorn hope). He promises “consequences” for those who won’t “turn in their guns” when he demands it. Consequences like the cops coming to your house to take your guns, and arresting you (or shooting you) if you try and refuse. This is just one more reason NOT to elect Beto, or any of the other Dumocrats, who all think likewise. There is not a single Dumocrat presidential candidate who doesn’t plan of “coming for your guns” if elected. And that included the front-runners. It’s like they don’t want to get elected, at all, they way they’re threatening the electorate with higher taxes, gun theft, and many other things.

“INACTION ON GUN CONTROL”: That’s what many people decry. But they can't tell us WHAT action we should take, because there ISN’T any that will stop a single mass shooting from happening. They flail about demanding our politicians DO something, but nobody knows WHAT we should DO. Banning guns does not work. In the areas with the tightest anti-gun laws, the number of “gun deaths” is at the highest, anywhere. The City of Chicago is one of the best examples of this. In Chicago, ALL of their favorite anti-gun laws are in effect, but they are IGNORED by those who want to use guns to victimize people, as well as gang members who victimize each other, and any innocents who get in the way of their badly-aimed bullets.

GIVING OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY: The Dumocrats are making big promises as to what they’re going to give away if they somehow get elected president in 2020. They’re good at giving away other people’s money, never their own. They always seem to find a way to exempt themselves from the things they wish on the rest of us. A good example if health care. They wish Obamacare on the rest of us, but Congresspeople have their own “golden” health care system that is a helluva lot better than anything they wish on us. It’s like the “congressional banking system” of old, where a Member of Congress could make withdrawals without having any money in there.

SHOULD TRUMP BE IMPEACHED? That’s a question being asked in many places, but it’s really a stupid question. Nobody can come up with a real reason TO impeach him. You don’t impeach a president that has brought the economy back from the very bottom, and raised it to the top. Nor one that has brought manufacturing jobs Obama told us were “gone forever” back to lower the unemployment rate to record lows. You don’t impeach a man who has caused the stock market to attain record highs, several times, nor a man who has won every major battle in which he has found himself as president, in spite of the most complete opposition ever seen from Dumocrats.

ONE MAN’S OPINION: Joe Biden says, “We won’t be as polite this time.” Funny. I can’t remember when he or his people were ever “polite” at all. He always talks a big fight, but he’d better be careful who he threatens. He might get his butt beat. And probably will if he actually goes up against Trump… I don’t like today’s car designs at all. They seem to have eliminated the front bumper entirely. Why? Do they just want to make business better for the tow people? Seems like… The question is asked: “Is it racist to ask Elija Cummings to account for the $16 million dollars Trump gave Baltimore? Yes, if you’re a black Dumocrat, of course Of course, it's too late now… It’s really funny. Trump is saying the very same things the Dumocrats were saying themselves about conditions in Baltimore, and the Dumocrats are giving him hell for it…

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