National Orgasm

As this is written, we are now in the second day of the “national orgasm” over the “supposed” death of Osama bin Laden in an attack sent out by Barack Obama. But Obama didn’t die yesterday; he died over seven years ago when we bombed one of his caves with a “blockbuster” bomb. We made him into a cinder that day, but then President Bush couldn’t claim it because there was noting left.

NO OSAMA: There has been NOTHING from Osama since that day, except taped images from a long time ago. Maybe a few audiotapes they CLAIMED was Osama. But nothing that could have been said to be PROOF Osama was still alive. They tried valiantly to con us into believing it, so we kept looking for him. Until their con produced a location where one of his doubles was living with Osama’s girl friend and his son.

TERRORISTS MAY ATTACK AMERICANS: That’s the “concern” today, after we “killed” Osama. What the hell do they think Islamic terrorists have been DOING for a long time, now? Gad, how STUPID are some people!

CONSTITUTION REQUIRES CITIZENSHIP: So why is it necessary to make laws requiring candidates to show their birth certificates before being allowed to take office? That should be AUTOMATIC. They should be required to show it before being allowed to FILE to RUN for the office.

“RAGE AND ANGER”: This over the supposed death of Osama bin Laden from the same people who “danced in the streets” when bin Laden’s people destroyed the “Twin Towers” and murdered 3,000 people. It amazes me how STUPID some people can be.

“NUCLEAR FIRESTORM”: Islamic terrorists promised a “nuclear firestorm” if Osama is captured or killed. Do you believe that? I don’t. I believe if the Islamic terrorists had a nuclear device they would have long since used it. No, there will be no nuclear blast in New York City as the Islamic terrorists promised.
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