You Can't Make This Up!

Every time I think of something weird to use to ridicule liberals, they do it; and it’s real. Like taxing cow farts or forcing people to use “trigger warnings” on everything they put out or be censored. I could name many more instances of the idiocy they do that I could have used as evidence of their insanity while laughing at them, except they did it before I could. I guess bureaucrats have so much time on their hands as they get paid huge salaries to do nothing; they vie with each other to come up with stupid things to tax us for.

CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS: Former (?) IRS employee Lois Lerner GAVE TESTIMONY before Congress before she first cited her Fifth Amendment rights, which NEGATED her right to the Fifth. You can’t give testimony and then say you have a right NOT to give testimony. She SAYS she did nothing wrong; ad then cites her right against self-incrimination. If she did nothing wrong, why won’t she testify? I guess SHE knows she did something wrong and doesn’t want to be punished for it.  Funny: this is a right the IRS does NOT extend to Americans.

OBAMA: “DEBATE IS OVER”: What kind of fools does Obama take us for? He SAYS Obamacare is working, while we know it is NOT, and never will. Does he think if he keeps repeating that LIE over and over we will come to believe it? Maybe those who pay no attention to politics and are thus ill- or UN-informed will, but NEVER people of INTELLIGENCE who DO pay attention. I guess he’s a serious student of Hitler’s PR man.

PUTIN: “RYAN BUDGET A “JOKE”: So what? Who cares what Putin says? He has proven his incompetence by being a communist. Does ANYBODY expect a COMMUNIST to understand economics? If he did, he wouldn’t BE a communist. But the American liberal media “Gobbles it up” like it was Gospel. That only shows THEIR stupidity. Frankly, it’s PUTIN who is a joke. Or would be if economics were not so important.

“WORKPLACE VIOLENCE”: There’s more to it than just Obama’s refusal to admit the truth so as not to disturb his previous lie that al Qaida was “beaten.”  Al Qaida has proven itself to be definitely NOT “beaten.” The victims of this atrocity, committed by a radicalized Muslim member of the Army who shouted “Allahu Akbar!” before opening fire did not get the money nor the awards that go to people wounded or killed in “action.” Obama needs to “come clean” and ADMIT he LIED when calling this terrorist attack “workplace violence.” It is NOT! I know he knows that, but for his own reasons he will not admit it, while denying those injured and killed the things they DESERVE. That’s about as LOW as it goes! But then, we knew that about Obama. He is a crappy excuse for a president.

WHAT A DAMNED FOOL SHE IS! Nancy Peelosi said, the 194,000 new jobs created this last month was not nearly enough to counter the losses under the BUSH administration! Under BUSH? Bush’s unemployment numbers were FINE. There was NO “bad figures” under Bush. She must think we’re really STUPID if she thinks we will believe that crap. Or SHE’S the stupid one; or both. I should start a new blog: “The Stupid Things Nancy Said Today.” I’d have plenty of material.
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Harry Reid Is Subversive

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is a fool who thinks the Koch Bros. Are “un-American because they don’t believe in his un-American policies. I guess with the CRIMINAL organization running this country right now, that’s what it takes to be, in his eyes, “un-American.” Where the hell does THIS criminal get off calling good people “un-American? Somebody needs to cut this fool off at the knees. I guess he got tired of calling us liars and racists and needs some new material.

MUSLIMS MISTREAT THEIR WOMEN: They force them to go about wearing what amounts to a “ome-person TENT because they are so fearful of their own ability to keep their women if someone else sees their beauty; they publicly BEAT them if they show so much as an ankle. They forbid them from going about without a male family member accompanying them. Now an Imam is asking homeless women in Syria to submit themselves as “sex slaves” to “sex-deprived men.” They APPROVE of sex with CHILDREN. Yet they SAY we’re “depraved!”

MY CRITICISM IS DESERVED: Some people accuse me of being “overly criticizing” of people, and they would be right except for one thing: the things many politicians do EARNS such criticism, and the amount of criticism I give them is not nearly enough. I can’t possibly make up some of the stupid things they do. My mind isn’t that depraved. My criticism is NOTHING compared to what they have EARNED. They accuse me of a certain “lack of respect.” But respect must be EARNED, and they do everything they can NOT to earn my respect.

LIBERALS ALL FOR FREE SPEECH: Unless it disagrees with their preconceived notions. They yammer on all the time about “free speech” until they run into someone who doesn’t agree with them; then they want to just “get rid of them.” Like the CEO of  Mozilla, who expressed his support for “traditional marriage” over the PARODY of marriage supported by gay activists, who has now resigned over this. I have nothing against gays. But I REFUSE to allow them to usurp the WORD :”marriage.” Will they try and get me fired? Can’t be done. I work for MYSELF and I will NOT fire me. Those fools can go to hell.

TALIBAN HATES ELECTIONS: Because elections mean FREEDOM and they’re against that—for anybody but themselves. So they try every foul tactic they can to “derail” elections. In Afghanistan they blow up polling places and kill people for the act of voting. But they can’t stop the people. More people than ever before have turned out to vote in SPITE of their drastic violence. Maybe they’ll figure out, after a while, that their violence doesn’t work. But probably not; they’re too stupid.

FT. HOOD DEFENSE: Major Hasan shot up a military base and killed many soldiers. Soldiers who SHOULD have been able to deal with such as him easily, except Bill Clinton decreed they be UNARMED while on their military base. What his reasoning was, I don’t know. But liberals are not known for their logic. All such shootings have happened in paces where guns are PROHIBITED. Criminals and crazies do not obey laws. That’s an INVITATION to crazy people to come in and kill people. In one case, a shooter ran into a small female in a CHURCH, who was legally armed, and “took him down” immediately. We need to hear about more such cases.

CONGRESS UNDERPAID? What a JOKE! Congress members underpaid? Each one gets more than $100,000.00 a year, more often up to $200,000.00 a year. For doing what? Lazing around while paid “assistants’ read and “summarize” (hopefully correctly) the bills they pass into law without ever reading? I wish I could be so “underpaid” as they are. They make a lot of noise about “greed,” but are the most greedy fools around. And that $100 grand isn’t all they get; graft amounts to even more than that. They come to DC broke, and leave multi-millionaires. They should just shut up and start READING the bills they pass into law.
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Astronauts Must Be worried

Since we no longer have a "space program," we have been relying (expensively) on Russia to transport our astronauts to the space station while Russia keeps taking over more countries in their region. We object and add more and more sanctions on Russia. Could they possibly think that will not be hurtful to the American astronauts that have to be carried into space by RUSSIAN space ships? They’re dreaming. And another thing: why are we depending on the RUSSIANS to get our astronauts into space? Why do we depend on people who HATE us for so much? And that includes oil and money from communist China.

SORRY ABOUT YESTERDAY: No update. I'm sorry, but it just became too late and I just ran out of energy.

NASA ON GLOBAL WARMING: The main reason NASA no longer has a “space program,” the thing that was their ONLY concern for years, is now tasked with promoting global warming and the “regulations” it has spawned. What the hell business it environmentalism of NASA? If they were so stupid as to shut down our space program and rely (expensively) on RUSSIA to get our astronauts into space, why didn’t they just SHUT DOWN NASA? The answer is simple: ANYTHING once started by government will NEVER be shut down. When its function is obsolete, it will just be “repurposed” and continue to suck up tax money.

CAN’T ENFORCE SUCH AN ORDER: In Carroll County, MD, lawmakers are defying a judge’s order not to mention Jesus in their official meetings. What makes atheists (a religion in itself) think they have the right to STOP Christians from praying or invoking Jesus’ name? They say the commissioners “broke the law twice.” WHAT law? ANY law that is contrary to the Constitution is “no law at all and doesn’t have to be obeyed.” That from the Supreme Court itself, in Marbry v. Madison. The “American Humanist Association” wants the court to FINE the county $30,000 per “violation” and give the money to them. Which reveals the real reason for this action: money.

WAR AGAINST RELIGION? More like a war against CHRISTIANITY with schools BANNING ANY MENTION OF Christianity or Christ while FORCING children to go to Muslim meetings or be called racist. And teaching about Islam while banning Christianity and all other religions. You think there isn’t a “war against Christianity” in this country? Now after a County Council in Maryland is fined for just MENTIONING Jesus, a CHILD has his BIBLE “confiscated” by “officials” and told he could not read it in the school, whether in class or not. There’s a basic misunderstanding about the Constitution. It does NOT forbid ANY MENTION of religion on state-owned property. It forbids the making of ANY LAW regarding religion, anywhere. That’s ALL.

POLITICIANS CAN’T BE TRUSTED: Seal Team 6, according to legend, killed Osama bin Laden (or one of his lookalike doubles) and Vice President Joe Biden told the world they did it, naming that formerly little known organization. Since then, after Blabbernouth Biden spoke, many Seal Team members have been attacked, and many killed. Every death of Seal Team members now can be put right at the feet of that blabbemouth. I still think Osama has been dead for years, killed in the bombing of one of his caves by George Bush, They’ve been trying to convince us he was still alive ever since.

“TRIGGER WARNINGS”: Students all over the country are in a drive to force everybody, including their professors to include “trigger warnings” on everything they put out. This is yet another form of censorship by the “PC Police,” and should be ignored by everybody with intelligence. I can’t count the number of times I have been told, “You can’t say that” by fools who think they can control my speech. I don’t respond to that kind of intimidation; actually, I don’t respond to ANY kind of intimidation. If you want to intimidate me, just screw off. You just can’t make this stuff up, folks.
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CAIR Boycotts the Truth

They say it’s “Islamaphobia.” Is that right? Is it “Islamaphobic” to tell the TRUTH about Islam? They ENSLAVE their women. They force them to go around wearing what amounts to a tent because they’re frightened that someone will see what they look like and like it—and they’re not MAN enough to keep their women. They allow just ANY man to WHIP a woman on the street without repercussion if he feels like she did something to “dishonor” her family. But who cares what CAIR boycotts? We don’t want their business, anyway. A Muslim once wrote a book criticizing Jesus. Is that “Jesusophobia?” They talk incessantly about “religious tolerance,” but they are the most INTOLERANT religion ever.

ANOTHER FT. HOOD SHOOTING: The reports say one suspected shooter is dead, but nobody will say who killed him. The question in my mind is, was anybody (but gate guards) armed after the earlier shooting? Did they learn ANYTHING from that? Probably not. Obama was briefed on the shooting and promptly went to bed. That’s what he does when faced by the “comeback” from his fool policies. (Update: They now say four dead, including the shooter, who was KNOWN to have mental problems)

“OH NO; NOT AGAIN!” That’s what Alan West said about the shootings at Ft. Hood, which was the scene of TWO mass shootings recently. Apparently the people at Ft. Hood learned nothing from the first shooting because it appeared only the gate guards and military police were armed—and a soldier without a gun is nothing to a shooter, but a victim. The shooter here was KNOWN to have mental problems, but nobody did anything about him. And he bought that gun LEGALLY at the same store the earlier shooter bought his.

“GUN-FREE ZONES”: Anti-gun fools never learn from experience. Ft. Hood, a military base, is a “gun-free zone,” like all other military bases in America. Schools, too. Is it any wonder schools and military bases are the “prime targets” for people who want to shoot up a place—any place? Notice they never try to shoot up gun shows or gun shops. Because they know they would resemble Swiss cheese soon after (A guy tried it in a gun shop in Indianapolis recently and that’s what happened to him). When are these “anti-gun fools” going to “wise up?” Probably never.

CLAIMS OF DISCRIMINATION: Angela Martin, a senior enforcement attorney with the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB), which is tasked with investigating claims  of discrimination, says they didn’t have to to look very far. She is complaining of—wait for it—discrimination in their own ranks. What kind of a world is it when the very people tasked with stopping discrimination are, themselves, guilty of discrimination? Damn!

SOLDIERS CAN’T BE TRUSTED WITH GUNS? That’s what one retired general said on Fox. He said that’s why personnel on military bases weren’t trusted to carry or have guns in their possession on military bases. Mygawd, how bad is it when we can’t trust our SOLDIERS with guns on base? Is their treatment of soldiers with PTSD so bad that soldiers are so badly damaged they won’t let them near a gun ever again? Do we need a special unit tasked with stopping mass shootings on military bases?
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EPA Taxing Cow Farts

The “National Journal” says the EPA is looking to apply a tax on each cow a person owns because it is ASSUMED every cow farts. And the methane gas released when they do contributes to global pollution so they want to profit from it. Nothing is being said about farts coming from other animals, or even man, but I’m sure that’s coming, as they begin to realize what a moneymaker this is. Every living thing farts, and if they can tax everybody for that, they con us out of a LOT of money.

WRONG AGAIN: Charlie Rose said, in 1984, that we only had about 20 years before “the end” if something is not done. That was THIRTY years ago and, like with most global warming predictions, it was wrong. AlGore himself, the “messenger” of global warming said, MANY years ago, that we only had about 15 years. I don’t know exactly how long ago he said that, but it was a LOT more than 15 years. All these “sky is falling” fools have been wrong, but “believers” never “call them” on it, and the predictors never acknowledge or apologize. It’s like a religion. If you’re not a “believer,” you’re pressured to keep your mouth shut so you won’t be shunned by your “friends.”

OBAMA’S VICTORY LAP: He went on television recently and touted the number of “sign-ups” he got on the last day of his sign-up period. He said than maybe the act didn’t “cure” all then health care insurance issues yet, but it will. Oh? Just because you threatened seven million sheep into “signing up” for your con doesn’t change ANYTHING about it, EXCEPT for the number of SUCKERS who have “bought” your “pig-in-a-poke.” He says it is now “repeal-proof.” What a damned fool statement THAT is! NO law is EVER “repeal-proof.” The law enabling slavery is a good example.

SHOULD BE EXECUTED: Rabble-rouser Michael Moore thinks GM’s CEO should be imprisoned and executed. The Saudis just made a law condemning “unbelievers” as terrorists. I guess it’s common for people who want to run everything to wish for DEATH for people who disagree with them. And these are the people who are SUPPOSED to be against the death penalty.

“DEBBIE LIED”: The Washington post fact checkers said Debbie Wassermann Schultz lied when she said “60% of women use birth control for other than family planning.” No sh-t. Why don’t they “fact check” her on other things she says? Like most fervent Obama supporters, she lies every day. There’s nothing surprising about it. She’s an accomplished liar. She HAS to be in order to cover up all Obama’s crimes. Bear in mind this is the Washington POST, not a “conservative mouthpiece.”

“WHY DIDN’T YOU CORRECT THE RECORD?” That’s the question asked in the House hearing on the Benghazi murders about former UN Ambassador Susan Rice going on numerous talk shows the Sunday after four American embassy workers were murdered there by terrorist murderers after it was found (according to the government) NOT to be a heretofore unknown video at fault. The CIA agent (former CiS Director) being questioned didn’t understand the question.
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"Manchurian Candidate?"

The Aspen Times asks, “Is Obama the Manchurian Candidate from Russia? I don’t think so. Russia, as a communist nation, is passé. That doesn’t mean it isn’t a threat. It just means it isn’t the BIGGEST threat. I believe Obama is the “Manchurian Candidate” for COLLECTIVISM. Communism is just ONE form of collectivism and it is still going strong. Much stronger than before, since Obama “took over.”

CAIR WANTS AN APOLOGY: They want one from Megyn Kelly after she slammed their efforts to stop the movie, “Honor Diaries” from being shown on college campuses. And why should she? Their efforts are illegal and unconstitutional and in line with their nefarious purposes. They can't understand Americans are protected from such as them. Besides, who cares what they think? Period. Their attempts to stop the showing of ANY movie are absurd and uncalled for. That would be like Nazis demanding an apology for criticism laid on them during WWII. Megyn told them to “Go pound sand,” as she should have.

FOUNDERS HATED “JOB LOCK”: What? The Founding Fathers didn’t even know the MEANING of “job lock” and neither did we until Nancy (Stupid) Peelosi coined the word to make people who didn’t pay attention to politics think the ONLY reason for working is health insurance. What has this woman been SMOKING? What about paying the rent or mortgage, buying food and the other things that are necessary to stay alive? Damn, this woman is STUPID! But that’s apparently a job requirement to work in government these days.

BOOK OF INTELLIGENT DEMOCRATS: I thought about writing a book that listed all the intelligent Democrats out there, but I couldn’t FIND any. It’s like that book I once saw about the “Accomplishments of Liberals.” Its pages were BLANK. There are a lot of subjects like that out there, but not much for the writer. I wanted to write one on intelligent Republicans, but I didn’t find enough of them for a book, either. Maybe half a page, but Democrats have discredited most of them by lying about them.

THEY WANT US TO BE LIKE THEM: Liberals (Democrats) are miserable, and they want us to be like them. They think if they don’t like something, we shouldn’t be ALLOWED to like it. Like the pleasures to be found in a big, comfortable car. I can’t think of a car I more enjoyed driving than an Oldsmobile 88 I once owned. But they got rid of that kind of a car by CLAIMING it was “poisoning the atmosphere.” Whether or not it was, is debatable. But they won the debate by their usual method: twisting the facts. If people like me don’t like something, we simply stop doing it. If they don’t like something, they make LAWS to stop EVERYBODY from doing it.

DEMOCRATS HATE IT: The Supreme Court just removed the “caps” on what people can contribute through political parties or PACs. The Democrats hate it, because that means Republicans can get more money to use in opposing them so all their dishonest fund raising will be worth less to them. They know they can always get money “under the table” and think Republicans can’t. Wake up, people!
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Greed and Jealousy

 The whole idea of making “the rich” pay more taxes is simply greed and jealousy. Greed because “the rich: have more money than those wishing for them to pay more taxes, and jealousy because they don’t have as much money as the rich and they figure if they (the rich) pay more taxes, maybe some of it will come their way. The fact is, “the rich (those who EARN their riches)” ALREADY pay 86% of income taxes paid. How much more can be taken from them?

ABSURD CHARGES: You can always tell who it is that frightens liberals the most. They are the ones they file the most phony “ethics” charges against, and lie about the most. Sarah Palin is the best example today. Those phony ethics charges against her were the reason she resigned as governor of Alaska. Then they used her very resignation against her, claiming she was “just a quitter” when she resigned to keep the State of Alaska from having to spend a lot of money defending her.

THEY CAN’T EVEN BUILD A WEB SITE: Then how can they be expected to run the medical business when they have absolutely NO education on medical issues? The same goes for the health insurance industry. Insurance companies have numerous people whose only job is to figure out WHAT needs to be covered in each policy and how much to charge. But now Obama gets to DICTATE what they cover in an incompetent “one size fits all” plan that costs people a lot more because it included things people do NOT need—such as birth coverage for 80-year-old MEN. And it has deductibles in the multi-thousand dollar range, which makes it USELESS as an insurance policy unless you have a catastrophic problem.

“FOX NEWS ALERT”: I’ve talked before about the overuse of the “breaking news” banner by Fox News. Right now they have a “Fox News Alert” announcing Obama meeting with the World Series winning team. That, to me, is NOT an “alert.” That’s mundane, every day news. What is there at Fox that is NOT a “Fox News Alert?” Talk about “the sky is falling” approach to the news! The use of that banner is supposed to get your attention and make you listen. It has the opposite effect on me, and I’m sure many others. Fox has “shouted wolf” way too often.

PLUGGING A STORY, THEN NOTHING: Just before a commercial break, Fox, AND every other news source plugs A story. But when they come back, move on to something else, leaving us “in the lurch” wondering about that story. Of course, they cover it some time later, but maybe I’m paying attention to something else then. That’s irritating. They just plugged a story about a “tragedy” in NASCAR champion Jimmy Johnson’s life (at about 10AM) and they’re back on Obama meeting with the Red Sox. It’s now several hours later and we’ve gone through several other shows and nothing about Jimmy Johnson. (Update: 5 PM and nothing yet.)

IRAN KIDNAPPER AS EMBASSY “INTERPRETER”: Iran is now sending one of the KIDNAPPERS of those embassy people in Iran as an “interpreter” for Iran.  It’s bad enough that one of those kidnappers was their PRESIDENT. Now they want to send one HERE as an embassy employee. I predict that he will be found to be a SPY sent under the COVER of an interpreter. Damn, they think were STUPID. And as long as Obama is in charge, we ARE. We should have made a trash pile of iran when it happened.

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